Shannon Costello

1) You can hog the whole driveway with your little 4-cylinder car.

2) You don’t ever have to cook. Vienna sausages may be eaten straight from the can.

3) Keep your own hours. I’m still up now, aren’t I?

4) Perfect freedom to indulge in your very own speculations on just what or who might have made that sound…or what you would do if somebody were hiding in the basement…

5)

Uuhhhh….Never mind.