I thought this joke fit well with the previous post.

Three guys from the CIA, Mossad, and the Iranian Secret Police have a competition. Each of them has a burlap sack, and must go into the jungle to capture a wild boar. The CIA goes first. 30 minutes later, he's back with a wild boar in the sack. Mossad goes next, and he comes back in just 15 minutes with a similar catch.

The Iranian Secret Police goes next. He's back in 2 minutes. The CIA and Mossad are shocked. "No, you can't have already caught a wild boar."

"Open the sack and see for yourself." The CIA and Mossad look in the bag and see a rabbit with cigarette burns, bruises, cuts, and possibly a few broken bones.

"That's not a boar, that's a rabbit. You lose."

On hearing this, the rabbit shrieks out, "No!!!!!! I'm a wild boar! I've been a wild boar for seven years. I can give you the names of other wild boars who are still loose in the jungle!"